High Arm & Waist Pillory
Beer if Necessary
Could you please not tag your trans porn with offensive slurs like "shemale", "tranny" or "ladyboy?" I'm a trans person, and it's really offensive.
If I thought the world would be a better place by not using them, I would. See http://transpet.tumblr.com/post/7165708281/why-do-you-tag-pictures-as-tranny-and-shemale-when for further discussion.